11.25.2004

Happy Thanksgiving …

…you murdering bastards!

Just kidding. I’m a vegetarian but that doesn’t mean I think I’m better than you. I’m just going to live longer and not die of intestinal cancer and not burn in HELL for eating cute little furry animals (perhaps I’ve never seen a turkey).

Again I’m kidding.

Thanksgiving is about more than turkey and gravy and sausage stuffing. It’s also about pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes and….SHOPPING!!!

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! Did Steely Dan do a song about the day after thanksgiving?

Always remember, meat is murder so don’t beat your meat. (a more confused metaphor there never was).