Apparently a 1000 pound hog with nine foot tusks. They found the remains of it at the bigfoot family barbecue. Now National Geographic has found it…

Pepsi Spice Guy died today when he washed down some poprocks…(please observe a moment of quiet snickering)

…The award for the most accurately named product of the year award goes to Shitbegone. Hurray!

Roboho self explanatory (All I was trying to do was find the 700K robots at Neiman Marcus…honest)

Oh yeah! This is a wonderfully useful gadget for that deranged special someone on your Christmas list.

A mock duck recipe that looks kinda crappy…