1.08.2005

I can understand why people would want to fuck sheep.

As opposed to say fucking a pig. Sheep are far prettier than pigs. Went to the PA agriculture fair:

Parking $5
Fried Mushrooms $2
French Fries $2
Sodas (2) $5
Fried Vegetables $5
Program with a map of the exhibits $3
Bagel $1
Apple dumpling w/ ice-cream $3.65
Maple sundae $3

Stepping in animal feces priceless. No really, it was great fun, the had ducklings on sliding boards and ganders as big as VW bugs!

God! That was a tired shtick!

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