Totally harmless or totally scary.

Halliburton to End Iran Operations…We wouldn’t want to drop any bombs on them by accident. After all Where would we be without Halliburton gouging us in the eyes in Iraq.

As Reagan might say the bombing starts in 5 minutes.

In other news Al Jeezera is on the run
. Huzza for freedom of the press. Unless you are inclined to say things that we don’t like in that case we would be pleased to a. Bomb you. B. Purchase you and turn you into a Rapidly pro-American mono-chromatic mouthpiece for American Imperialism Democracy. Hip Hip Hurray!

In other news It snows a lot in the winter…