Our founding fathers...

...liked to dress up as animals and have wild sex. Wait no I'm confused, this is the place to go if you like to dress as an animal and have wild 'fun'. What this has to do with anything is beyond me but it amuses me, and more importantly it distracts you from the fact that I have nothing relevant to say.

I don't know where I found the picture, apologies to the rights holder where ever they may be. If it's yours let me know and I'll give you props.