FoxBlocker, a sweet product

So you can order this to screw into the back of your Tv to prevent FoxNews from reaching your tender ears/eyes (or maybe not, I get fooled by approx. 100% of all internet hoax's....Still stinging from the whole "Man Pees Way Out of avalanche fiasco")

Hey just change the channel, or better yet watch the crap that they spew and call them on it when the fuck up. Although honestly if you called them every time they said something stupid, misleading, or just plain wrong you'd be on the phone constantly!

A third option would be to read Newshounds, they do the dirty work for you. They watch the shit and tell you what crazy shit was said. Then you can skip the middleman and jump straight to stunned outrage.